Hi, I'm Kris.
Kris is an associate creative director.
He also happens to be a writer, humorist, video director, and absolute hater of how pretentious all of that crap is.
The bad news is that his head isn’t actually as small as pictured.
Which is also good news.
A noggin that tiny isn’t very sustainable.
Kris also enjoys playing phone tag. And email tag.
So reach out.
Especially if there’s promise of a sit down involving a beverage of your choosing.
Except for maybe Malort.
That shit is gross.
LET'S HANG OUT: